what's up, wanker's?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:13, archived)

might fart on a falcon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:16, archived)

Ejaculate on an eagle

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:27, archived)

Might bukkake a buzzard

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:30, archived)

Spunk on a skunk?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:47, archived)

Facial a fieldmouse

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:06, archived)

Cum guzzle a gazelle

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:08, archived)

No m8

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:11, archived)

Interfere with an ibex?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:23, archived)

phornicate with a pheasant

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:31, archived)

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(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:40, archived)

London is hot and full of people

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:26, archived)

more of a breeze today than yesterday

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:44, archived)

Still sweaty

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:24, archived)

lots of sweaty gunt's about

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 12:15, archived)

Watch out, guntsweat's about!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:05, archived)

Just saw a hit and run outside asda

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:36, archived)

Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a car? ... oh.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 10:55, archived)

Taxi driver with road rage
Supposedly, a Hackney driver cut him off, which is apparently cause enough to follow him to asda, wait till he's standing next to his cab talking to another driver, then speed up and plough into him, knocking him full force into his own cab.
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:09, archived)

I was just taking the opportunity to make a Grease joke, I didn't actually want to know.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:15, archived)

You interfering Fuck wit

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:28, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 12:03, archived)

Well now you do

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:36, archived)

He cut him off, driving the car
Well, he got road rage down in Asda
He sped up, ploughed into him
Well he was squashed, broken a limb
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 12:08, archived)

Well A well a
(piss and shit, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 12:54, archived)

That was me mate.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:08, archived)

Only kidding. I’m still banned.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 11:09, archived)

I reckon Wakefield prison has my favourite lineup.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 7 Sep 2023, 13:00, archived)