You have vestigial gills and a map of sweden tattooed on your tongue
The tattoo damaged the nerves in your mouth and ironically you can no longer say the word "sweden". You now pronounce it "thweeden"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:11, archived)

Then your gills flap

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Sep 2023, 12:13, archived)

It'th all gone tatt tongue

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