Have you considered beheading yourself?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:03, archived)

with a screwdriver

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:06, archived)

And a team of hungry rats

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:10, archived)

I didn’t take you lot as a bunch of people woke fucking Bellend sheep.
To be expected I suppose
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:21, archived)

soooo hungry

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:27, archived)

Why would I do that? Did I say anything that was incorrect?
Fucking Bellend
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:12, archived)

phillips, preferably

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:17, archived)

I will use a rusty hacksaw if you want. Prick

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:19, archived)

phillips, large gauge, blunt tip
and you have to use your non-dominant hand
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:24, archived)

Cunt's a paraplegic you insensitive swine

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:31, archived)

RELEASE THE HUNGRY RATS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:31, archived)