hi you bunch of colossal knobber's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 11:52, archived)

Just dropped half an pill in the spoons, Friday innit

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 11:57, archived)

top fridaying right here
off to work in a minute, not quite as much fun as your day but I do enjoy it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 12:05, archived)

Can't really feel it yet, might do the other 4 , lol

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 12:12, archived)

kinell

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 12:21, archived)

Well it was 5 for 40, or 10 for 70, and my mate wanted 5, I can't resist a discount

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 12:27, archived)

Any chance of popping some in the post mate?
I used to get 100 for £100 and then sell them a fiver a piece. Was fucking easy money.

Going home with pockets full of slummy at the end of the night wasn’t fun though.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:02, archived)

I'm amazed you're not homeless by now, like that other failure that's come crawling back..

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:48, archived)

didn't realise your internet detox was over mate, how's tricks?

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 16:14, archived)

Cretin

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 16:29, archived)

Failure is a very subjective thing really, you're as funny as a facial tumor, that's a failure in my personal view, ymmv

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 16:56, archived)

You're right! If the tumor was on YOUR face, it'd be hilarious, and an improvement.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:48, archived)

Classic 'i no u r but wat am i'!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 18:14, archived)

I should have thought of that I suppose

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 20:19, archived)

wait that doesn't make any sense, you're an idiot

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 23:17, archived)

We don't shoot our wounded

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:04, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8384200
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:07, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8383937
( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:09, archived)

Put 'em out of their misery, it's only right.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:47, archived)

Your Mum?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:52, archived)

Winrar

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 18:26, archived)

Damn, I hope you find it. Those patterned carpets can be a nightmare.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 15 Sep 2023, 13:40, archived)

not that one leading into Central B'eef?
Forgotten the name already. The Jock Strap? A Hole in Two? Something mucky.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 15 Sep 2023, 17:39, archived)

Wrong un. Nah that's closing soon

( mongychops, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 23:30, archived)

Hello

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 12:54, archived)

yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:51, archived)

In 1984, Lynott appeared as team captain (against Alvin Stardust) on the 1980s BBC quiz show Pop Quiz, hosted by Mike Read.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 13:31, archived)

Right Paed, more like!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 13:40, archived)

I don't remember how I ended up there, Lesley Crowther's name also turned up, someone I'd totally forgottten about, looks like Michael McIntyre, he's funnier though because he's dead

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 13:51, archived)

Ethnic cleansing is funnier than Michael McIntyre.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:12, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:21, archived)

We agree on something

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:53, archived)

Lynott's father-in-law

(piss and shit, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:18, archived)

Michael Mckintyre?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:31, archived)

You get these back in town boys, don't you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:43, archived)

Ethnic cleansing?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:54, archived)

I never liked that show
Mike Read freaked me out for some reason
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:34, archived)

Yeah there was something a bit 'off' about him

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:40, archived)

A bit off?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fF9dT_7Jeg
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:43, archived)

hahah fucking hell

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:49, archived)

Still though, at a time when it seems lots of presenters 'liked' kids way too much, he was clearly in the opposition camp, he couldn't stand them

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:58, archived)

Perhaps he was some sort of a fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:00, archived)

*whirling bowtie*

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:05, archived)

You leave Dave The Hat out of this

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:09, archived)

have kids with that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:16, archived)

1/7 I hate that fucking stupid quiz anyway
it can sod right off.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:42, archived)

post the link tho

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:50, archived)

I'm genuinely too upset to do that

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:06, archived)

so selfish

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:13, archived)

This Spanish football kiss thing has gone astronomically too far.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:55, archived)

Gene Simmons has a long tongue

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 14:58, archived)

Now that is too far!
I listen to talkSPORT (I know I know) and they had some stupid bitch on talking about how it was sexual assault.

I can’t wait for New Year’s Eve. Police stations are going to be fucking rammed. Stupid cunt.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:00, archived)

Have you considered beheading yourself?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:03, archived)

with a screwdriver

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:06, archived)

And a team of hungry rats

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:10, archived)

I didn’t take you lot as a bunch of people woke fucking Bellend sheep.
To be expected I suppose
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:21, archived)

soooo hungry

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:27, archived)

Why would I do that? Did I say anything that was incorrect?
Fucking Bellend
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:12, archived)

phillips, preferably

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:17, archived)

I will use a rusty hacksaw if you want. Prick

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:19, archived)

phillips, large gauge, blunt tip
and you have to use your non-dominant hand
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:24, archived)

Cunt's a paraplegic you insensitive swine

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:31, archived)

RELEASE THE HUNGRY RATS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 15 Sep 2023, 15:31, archived)