Been a bit busy, quick bollocks to keep you going, gotta run

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 9:12, archived)

There's been a run on the bollocks, everyone's trying to get their sperm out

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spunk on a sparrow

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Blow a bullfinch

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 10:19, archived)

Lol bollocks

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 9:58, archived)

Bollocks are funny

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 9:58, archived)

The Doors'zzzzzzz

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Depeche Mode'zzzzzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 10:15, archived)

A light morning teabagging, as it were

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 10:05, archived)

Bag lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 10:18, archived)

Thanks m8, needed that

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 10:10, archived)

You need a quick bollocks?
Lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 10:20, archived)

Doesn’t everyone?

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 11:22, archived)

I think so

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 11:31, archived)

I prefer a slower bollocks
Just me xxxx
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 11:36, archived)

When you’re a busy professional in a high-powered job, a quick bollocks is all you have time for

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 11:38, archived)

A good bollocks these days is hard to find

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Wed 20 Sep 2023, 12:02, archived)