Buscopan seems to do the trick
It's just painful when I wake up
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 8:45, archived)

It's good that you have something that works reasonably well
But I can imagine the pain is worse in the morning when you haven't passed any gas the whole night.
(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 8:54, archived)

It is when the cat jumps on my chest

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:40, archived)

Ouch

(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:02, archived)

Nightfarts are a thing

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:40, archived)

No wonder I wake up in a cloud of stench

(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:04, archived)

Buscopan is pretty good

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:24, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 11:51, archived)