Morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 7:24, archived)

Bollocks out Thursday
For the gentleman boarders
Minges out for the ladies
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 7:46, archived)

Bit biologically essentialist, mVIII.
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:21, archived)

Do we have real lady boarders?
With all the lady bits and pieces
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:23, archived)

Don't be ridiculous

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:40, archived)

I've got them
They just don't work
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:41, archived)

Lazy sods

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:47, archived)

pissing it down here

( MiseryCunt we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 7:51, archived)

Fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:40, archived)

Bit rude

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:48, archived)

Morning
Trapped wind in the hernia is a painful way to wake up
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 7:54, archived)

I think my sister has that.
Her stomach bloats up like a balloon.
(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 8:10, archived)

This one's higher up
I had an umbilical hernia, that one almost killed me. This one is only small, but trapped wind hurts like a bastard
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 8:17, archived)

I can imagine
The gas keeps building and has nowhere to go
My sister got some tablets from the doctor that released the gas. Maybe you can ask?
(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 8:43, archived)

Buscopan seems to do the trick
It's just painful when I wake up
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 8:45, archived)

It's good that you have something that works reasonably well
But I can imagine the pain is worse in the morning when you haven't passed any gas the whole night.
(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 8:54, archived)

It is when the cat jumps on my chest

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:40, archived)

Ouch

(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:02, archived)

Nightfarts are a thing

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:40, archived)

No wonder I wake up in a cloud of stench

(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 12:04, archived)

Buscopan is pretty good

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:24, archived)

b3ta.com/search/talk?q=buscopan+are+shit
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 11:51, archived)

Hebden Bollocks

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 8:06, archived)

Texture like sollocks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 8:26, archived)

Rich old hippy joint
Lol joint
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:25, archived)

Good morning !

(Bou-, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 8:09, archived)

Spammer

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 8:37, archived)

Spammer

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Thu 21 Sep 2023, 9:15, archived)