Nice idea
But the radioactive fallout would destroy half the country
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:50, archived)

And they'd be grateful

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 9:59, archived)

I only want to nuke Ukraine
The NATO says no
Fucking spoilsports
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 10:02, archived)

Hmmm which half exactly

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Oct 2023, 13:08, archived)