Morning
Think I've broken a toe sleepwalking.
Again.
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 7:51, archived)

A voice-locked hammock
may be your best solution.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 8:29, archived)

Òuch
Just blame your cat
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 8:35, archived)

You stupid cunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 9:20, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 10:23, archived)

No, just a toe

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 11:00, archived)

I broke a toe last month while drying a paint roller, which I'd have definitely said was safer than sleepwalking, what do I win

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 13:04, archived)

Spaz of the week

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 14:30, archived)

https://www.scope.org.uk/donate/

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 6 Oct 2023, 15:37, archived)