He was 245 pounds of nominative determinism with a mean streak and quick feet.(
mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:28,
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275 pounds if he was carrying a newspaper-burning barbecue (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:38,
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