Morning
Just checking out of the b'n'b and preparing for a drive to Scouseland
Do Jimmy Corkhill and Barry Grant still live there?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 8:42, archived)

Not sure they ever did

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 9:11, archived)

Brookside was a documentary I thought
Same as Shameless?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 10:04, archived)

I've never known anyone who buried people under the patio
Except Fred West and he wasn't from here
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 10:49, archived)

Dick Butkus

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 10:56, archived)

God bless the man

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:03, archived)

A colossus

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:06, archived)

He was 245 pounds of nominative determinism with a mean streak and quick feet.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:28, archived)

275 pounds if he was carrying a newspaper-burning barbecue

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:38, archived)

Dick Butkus

(Runcorn shitty limits, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:02, archived)

if you see Beth Jordache finger her snatch for me

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 9:25, archived)

Was she the one that buried someone under the patio?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 10:03, archived)

her and her mum, aye

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:19, archived)

I used to work with Dean Sullivan aka Jimmy Corkhill.
True story bro.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 9:45, archived)

Apparently he is a very nice chap

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 10:04, archived)

He was.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:02, archived)

I’ve no idea who any of these people are

/chat, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 9:50, archived)

Cheers comrade
Fancy invading Israel with me?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 10:05, archived)

Yeah why not. Pub lunch after?

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 10:27, archived)

Of course comrade Cheers
Mash optional?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:01, archived)

Wouldn’t be a roast without it

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 13:00, archived)

HI I'M BETH DOORDASH FROM BROOKIE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:05, archived)

I have an unwashed finger for you

( $$ ✅, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:13, archived)

Leave it in the sink with the rest

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:59, archived)

Just Jamie Carragher

( $$ ✅, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:14, archived)

Hero

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:20, archived)

He used to live next door to my sister

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:32, archived)

She was st no 1 and and he was at 1A, A, A?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 11:35, archived)

I had a pint with Stephen Graham once.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 12:11, archived)

I had sushi with Colin Firth
what's your point?
(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 15:33, archived)

he went to my 6th form college and my mother knows his parents socially
apparently they are 'rather tedious'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 20:12, archived)

his wife used to work for me
he had a tidy crack habit at the time
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 20:10, archived)