Call Directory Enquiries and ask for an application form
include a stamped addressed envelope and allow 28 days for delivery
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:09, archived)

They keep ignoring my calls
Starting to think I might be blocked
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:36, archived)