How do I access the Dark Web?

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:21, archived)

use a dark theme

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:38, archived)

brb claxon
📢
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:06, archived)

i'm immune
since i started blacking up he's had me on lolignore
( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:31, archived)

🌚
^you
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:50, archived)

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

( $$ ✅, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:44, archived)

omg i'm blind!

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:49, archived)

Great!
I have unlimited lives and level select 👍
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:59, archived)

Stick your laptop up your arse

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:44, archived)

and fart out the chips

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 22:48, archived)

Take a poker to your eyes and ask Alexa to shit in your mouth

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:52, archived)

Just broke my 'never click a fucksocks post' rule

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 16:55, archived)

Oh is that who spanishfly is? I can never keep up.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:03, archived)

i think this one is
the other one is spanishfly unfortunately
(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 19:13, archived)

OK Lady GaGa

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:09, archived)

Whittling

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:16, archived)

-web
+age
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:21, archived)

dunno, is it anything like a dark chocolate bounty?

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:37, archived)

I hope not
Coconut and chocolate can fuck all the way off 🤮
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 17:49, archived)

/xyzzy

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:04, archived)

❤️

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:06, archived)

Call Directory Enquiries and ask for an application form
include a stamped addressed envelope and allow 28 days for delivery
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:09, archived)

They keep ignoring my calls
Starting to think I might be blocked
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:36, archived)

You have to do the secret handshake

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:11, archived)

🤚🖐✋️🖖🫱🫲🫳🫴🫷🫸👌🤌🤏✌️🤞🫰🤟🤘🤙👈👉👆🖕👇✊️
This one?
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 18:37, archived)

and put the freshness bandshake

(piss and shit, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 20:42, archived)

Look for spiders at night

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 19:13, archived)

Spider Monkey
:)
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sun 8 Oct 2023, 20:42, archived)