That's no way to talk about yourself.
Oh no wait, carry on
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 13:57, archived)

I'm trying desperately to make it go back up my bum

(Spacejam, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:04, archived)

i've been quite partial to nutella sandwiches recently

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:13, archived)

That's a sure fire way to get constipation

(Spacejam, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:14, archived)

spread the bread, not the bus

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:15, archived)

It's gone back up my bum now
I think I'm safe
(Spacejam, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:21, archived)

Congratulations on your unpoo.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:48, archived)

that guy is full of shit

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 6 Apr 2024, 14:59, archived)