You're a doc aren't you?
I have my naughty step telling off this Friday
Any advice?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 12:54, archived)

#blazeit

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:05, archived)

I'm not a doctor but I am completely qualified to give medical advice, #blazeit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:13, archived)

or, look contrite and eat shit for 20 mins then walk away and get on with your life again

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:14, archived)

-eat

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:22, archived)

"This steaming pile here represents my apology"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:24, archived)

A contrite shite, if you will

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:28, archived)

A crapology

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:45, archived)

Pretty much what I planned we have a shortage of gps so sacking isn't really an option
Should I wear deely boppers and a mankini to lighten the mood?
Or just dig the suit out?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:27, archived)

You should at all times look and behave like Sean Connery in a mankini, yes.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:28, archived)

in a mankini on the dating circuit
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:50, archived)

Doo dah, doo dah

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:04, archived)

They put one of yoursh on the dating shircuit, you walk one of theirsh down the aisle.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 14:09, archived)

Maintain eye contact throughout while you shit on their desk to assert dominance

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:25, archived)

Like a chimpanzee? Good advice!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 10 Apr 2024, 13:29, archived)