I bought a fat silver chain for £1150
in fairness it didn't annoy her, she just doesn't like it
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 15:27, archived)

For her or you?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 15:30, archived)

me
it weighs 650g and is 2cm wide, not really one 'for the layteez'
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 16:18, archived)

fnur fnur

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 18:23, archived)

Hang a big clock on it.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 19:16, archived)

- l
etc...
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 16 Apr 2024, 22:19, archived)

you probably doomed it when you called her "a fat", to be fair

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 15:34, archived)

That's certainly how I read it.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 19:18, archived)

+Yasser Ar

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 15:39, archived)

I'm sure she'll get used to it and presumably you unchain her when you're at home.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 16 Apr 2024, 18:22, archived)