There's no part of Humza Yousaf's name that can be substituted with a synonym for "resign", sad times

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 9:09, archived)

Humza YouQUIT

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 9:10, archived)

Youz off?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 9:25, archived)

RUNZ-AWAY YOUZ-OFF

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 10:08, archived)

^

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 13:40, archived)

Humming Baws

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 11:26, archived)

Humsacked Youself

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 12:10, archived)

Or Humsuck Youselfoff
but that's his future career in Only Fans, that's for another day.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 12:11, archived)

He wants someone else at the helm.
What an announcement to make when his wife is standing in the same room.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Apr 2024, 12:12, archived)

His surname didn't sound like a fish,
so he wasn't fated to last long in the post.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 Apr 2024, 20:15, archived)