They are weird and creepy
How about clown morris dancers?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 6 May 2024, 9:19, archived)

I'm not too fond of Morris dancers, either
All weird fertility rites with added bells and hankies. Sexual morrisment.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 May 2024, 9:32, archived)

My Dad's a morris dancer.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 6 May 2024, 11:43, archived)

Why?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 May 2024, 12:26, archived)

he's a private morris dancer, he dances for money

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 6 May 2024, 12:47, archived)

Ym does
I put a fiver down her knickers for a 'special' dance
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 6 May 2024, 12:50, archived)

i bet she got your bells jingling

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 6 May 2024, 13:10, archived)

Danced right round his maypole

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 May 2024, 13:37, archived)

His own sexual gratification.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 6 May 2024, 15:01, archived)

hold me closer morris dancer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 May 2024, 21:58, archived)