Ijussdunnapoo
that smelled of someone else's. Diabolical it was. Really inconsistent too, ranging from fluffy to hard but all within the same log. Just a couple of pushes and it was all over.

1/5 wouldn't recommend.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:40, archived)

My Croatian toilet was one of those ones with the inspection shelf on it, so your turd just sits there until you flush.
The ones that came out after eating a black risotto were like Disaster Area's stunt ship.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:56, archived)

Black poos can be a sign of DBC.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 May 2024, 16:46, archived)

oos ierre
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 17:54, archived)

Dahlias?
Like, shitting dahlias?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 May 2024, 18:46, archived)

I love these sorts of posts
It's me Bou
(PORCY, Thu 9 May 2024, 18:17, archived)

Fuck off, Mr Tea.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 18:54, archived)

We all know it's you, baldmonkey.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 May 2024, 19:43, archived)