afternoon
alt: nommy-wommy lunch
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:02, archived)

say nommy one more time, motherfucker

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:15, archived)

alright 'me'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:30, archived)

hello

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:52, archived)

egg

( $$ ✅, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:26, archived)

dog or human?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:30, archived)

both

( $$ ✅, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:31, archived)

well this raises more questions than it answers.
Unless it came from the bastard chimera produced by Debbie McGee and that alsatian.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:51, archived)

Pepperoni pizza
And a bottle of cream soda
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:42, archived)

not had a cream soda for fucking yonks

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:43, archived)

I see them in the shop sometimes, and I'm always surprised that they still exist.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:50, archived)

I was hit with a sudden craving
And the local pop man delivers to the shop across the road
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:57, archived)

The local pop man?
You live inside the Beano.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 14:05, archived)

Liverpool innit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 14:15, archived)

We've always had a pop man
Used to deliver to where I lived as a kid,but only on Thursdays. Proper old glass bottles, we used to get cream soda,dandelion and burdock, cherryade and pineapple soda.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 May 2024, 14:16, archived)

lummy, wot larks!

(piss and shit, Thu 9 May 2024, 14:57, archived)

I'm not from the fucking potteries you know

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:01, archived)

how about the handjob glassware?

(piss and shit, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:33, archived)

Think I saw them supporting Puddle of Mudd

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 9 May 2024, 16:00, archived)

Jesus, they were fucking terrible.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 16:16, archived)

hullo
alt: last night's curry leftovers

alt alt: smeggy smeg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:43, archived)

we all know that alt and alt alt are the same thing.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:48, archived)

true indeed
of course the reason we all know that is that we're all the same person, Mr Tea poster
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 13:54, archived)

It's like the League of Gentlemen in here, I'm losing track of which one has the sellotaped nose

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 14:06, archived)

WE DIDN'T BURN HIM!

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 9 May 2024, 14:17, archived)

I CAN I CAN'T?!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 9 May 2024, 17:43, archived)

afternoon

( broadsword, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:20, archived)

yoseph, broseph

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:38, archived)

prevening

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 16:15, archived)

Ijussdunnapoo
that smelled of someone else's. Diabolical it was. Really inconsistent too, ranging from fluffy to hard but all within the same log. Just a couple of pushes and it was all over.

1/5 wouldn't recommend.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:40, archived)

My Croatian toilet was one of those ones with the inspection shelf on it, so your turd just sits there until you flush.
The ones that came out after eating a black risotto were like Disaster Area's stunt ship.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:56, archived)

Black poos can be a sign of DBC.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 May 2024, 16:46, archived)

oos ierre
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 17:54, archived)

Dahlias?
Like, shitting dahlias?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 May 2024, 18:46, archived)

I love these sorts of posts
It's me Bou
(PORCY, Thu 9 May 2024, 18:17, archived)

Fuck off, Mr Tea.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 May 2024, 18:54, archived)

We all know it's you, baldmonkey.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 9 May 2024, 19:43, archived)