Having foxes living in your garden makes nightime smoking 600% more terrifying.
They creep up on you, make a fucking weird noise and then vanish in a flash of movement. The other night one made a sound like a fucking bear or something, made me jump about 12' in the air.

They also creep about killing small screaming creatures, of which I didn't realise I had so many, and now I don't.

This cohabitation is proving a little bit stressful for all concerned, I think.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 May 2024, 19:52, archived)

Foxes are awesome

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Mon 13 May 2024, 20:10, archived)

Quit smoking you weak willed wanker
#teamfox
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Mon 13 May 2024, 20:20, archived)

There's nothing weak about my willed wanking.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 May 2024, 22:00, archived)

Smoking is not good
Sos
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 13 May 2024, 21:31, archived)

I ain't vaping oil, so smoke smoke smoke.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 May 2024, 22:02, archived)

Or just give up?
I smoke hash, in a pipe, not touched that terbaccer for 20 odd years
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 13 May 2024, 22:19, archived)

Smoking is not good
Sos
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 13 May 2024, 23:17, archived)

600%? a 12 foot jump? a fox impersonating a bear?
I'm finding this anecdote very hard to believe

2/10 Would not read again
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 14 May 2024, 0:26, archived)

600% is accurate.
Okay maybe 12mm is more accurate than 12'. The growl was very loud (very near), very low pitched and very sudden.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 14 May 2024, 1:37, archived)

Are you not allowed to smoke inside your own home?
It's the Woke Nanny State gone mad woke, I tell you.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 May 2024, 6:29, archived)