surely it has to be this fellow
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/6304990/Serial-fantasist-army-doctor-jailed.html
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 19 May 2024, 10:56, archived)

Jonathan King is also a b3tan if we're using real world metrics
and Scott Mills
(piss and shit, Sun 19 May 2024, 11:30, archived)

paywall

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 May 2024, 12:41, archived)

Noel Gallagherzzzzzz

(piss and shit, Sun 19 May 2024, 12:59, archived)