don't worry bou, drinking alone is a great british tradition

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 14:03, archived)

Oh that's alright then

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:11, archived)

i'm drinking alone RIGHT NOW
well, there's a magpie looking at me, but that doesn't really count as company.

FUCK OFF YOU THIEVING GOBSHITE!
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:40, archived)

Magpies don't steal drinkies
Probably eyeing your nose ring
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:50, archived)

that's not my nose

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:54, archived)

I should have known something was up when I saw only one nostril

(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:32, archived)

i think i've got a cold

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 20:40, archived)

As is dog fighting and badger baiting

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:36, archived)

And pissing in phone boxes

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:42, archived)

weather is fucking shite I'm supposed to be building a shed

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 15:55, archived)

phone box not good enough for you?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 May 2024, 16:55, archived)

Our dog pees in a grassless corner of the garden
When family are away I join him
It makes us pee pals!
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 17:13, archived)

Poor dog.
I hope you take him for walks?
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:53, archived)

piss off

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 19:08, archived)

Shed talk!

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 26 May 2024, 17:10, archived)

might put a bar in it
it's bespoke, none of this garden centre bollocks
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 26 May 2024, 18:39, archived)