one good thing about a snap election
is you don't have to hear months of absolute wank from every party
(piss and shit, Mon 27 May 2024, 12:10, archived)

You can just stuff it all into a shorter time

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 12:12, archived)

you can just stuff it up your arse
I haven't watched the news since 1992's
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 12:20, archived)

OK done that what now

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 12:34, archived)

now you mustn't watch the news since 1992

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 May 2024, 13:10, archived)

I'll work on that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 13:36, archived)

What year are you up to?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 May 2024, 13:55, archived)

2019

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 May 2024, 20:42, archived)

impressive

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 27 May 2024, 20:45, archived)

Don't watch the news
¯\_( ͡◔ ͜ʖ ͡◔)_/¯
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 May 2024, 21:36, archived)

Can we stuff the entire cabinet into a woodchipper?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 27 May 2024, 12:41, archived)

I'm having an election right now
Found nettles and loads of wild garlic so far, also daffodildos
#whocares
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 27 May 2024, 12:55, archived)

Have you ever tried puffballs?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 27 May 2024, 13:10, archived)

I have yeah I think some can be toxic so I wouldn't risk picking them myself

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:07, archived)

There are no toxic true puffballs, in this country at least, I think.
Rookie foragers have been known to confuse them with immature Amanitas, though.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 May 2024, 16:46, archived)

I know someone who really knows their stuff I'd only get fungi if they came along

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 27 May 2024, 17:00, archived)

I don't trust my judgement enough to try any wild mushroom

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 27 May 2024, 18:15, archived)

it's a clear choice, either enterprise level stone removal or more of the same

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 27 May 2024, 13:15, archived)

just seen a photo of some of the best graffiti ever
"RISHI SUNAK IS A RAT-FACED CUNT"
(piss and shit, Mon 27 May 2024, 14:18, archived)

Fuck you sticky

(PORCY, Mon 27 May 2024, 16:07, archived)