Is it too early to say bollocks?
I have just had a pissed up text from my brother, he is off to France for the D Day anniversary with his former colleagues
Pissed at this time, you have to respect our military
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 8:40, archived)

It's always a good time to say bollocks
I'm off out of this box for a change.
Have a nice day Doc.
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 8:43, archived)

You too :)

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:06, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:32, archived)

it's always too early to say bollocks.
All bollocks should be uttered just after the very last moment.

That way she doesn't need to finish herself off in the spare room at the bottom of a wardrobe with a shoe horn.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:00, archived)

Horn lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:06, archived)

Bollocks is from 7 till 10
Cunt is from 10 till 4, wanker is from 4 till 11 and from 11 till 7 is random swear words time
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:29, archived)

can i have an example of a random swear words please?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:38, archived)

Ponytailed snatchpipe

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:43, archived)

wonderful

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:43, archived)

Speaking, how many I help you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:45, archived)

What cheese would you recommend to go with figs and walnuts?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:59, archived)

I've got some lovely knobcheese i made it myself

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:02, archived)

I don't want your babybellend, thanks

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:13, archived)

neither do I

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 12:23, archived)

Hanging pissflappery swing nipples

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:57, archived)

the hanging swing nipples of flappylon?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:30, archived)

Seeing as it's only twenty to cunt I think I'll wait til then

( broadsword, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:41, archived)

Wise move

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:43, archived)

i need to sleep so badly

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:44, archived)

I wait with baited breath

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 9:58, archived)

lol twit

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 10:06, archived)

+mastur

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 13:32, archived)

vg

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 2 Jun 2024, 20:27, archived)