heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 15:30, archived)

She could steam the wrinkles out of my cuffs
IYKWIM. I really do mean that. I hate ironing, but I'd be happy to put the groceries away and unload the dishwasher.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)

IKWYMYDOB
Yeah, I'd let her empty my food waste bin and fill my cardboard recycling bag.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 15:59, archived)

UTTER FILTH

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 6 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)