TITCHEESE

not really, guffsmeg
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 13:36, archived)

I was just reading about when to prune laburnum when you rudely interrupted

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 13:53, archived)

Some shit about your nan being called Pru
and burning her numnum or whatfuckingever
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 14:23, archived)

your heart's not in it today

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 14:33, archived)

Blah blah but my penis is in your nan or whatever
you're right. I'm not feeling it. Unlike your nan.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 15:50, archived)

It's ok, I'm ever so offended if that's any help.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 15:58, archived)

I heard she likes it up the bhajee

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 16:04, archived)

pun? jab?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 16:08, archived)

pakorally

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 16:18, archived)

if she dies it's your fault en-thali, lost your mess on her comfy kadhi

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 16:30, archived)

Pru Leaf

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 14:36, archived)

Paul HOLLY WOOD
Mary BERRY

Coincidence????? Wake up sheeple!!!!!!!!1!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 15:03, archived)

hiding in plain sight all this time!!!!!!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 15:30, archived)

We're sorry, the TITCHEESE you requested was not available so we have substituted GUNTSOUP

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 14:25, archived)

GOUP, maybe yours will sell fanny candles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 14:36, archived)

Phwoar, Gwyneth Paltrow eh?
I'd let her have a go on my Ironman

As well as performing various other domestic chores
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 15:27, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 15:30, archived)

She could steam the wrinkles out of my cuffs
IYKWIM. I really do mean that. I hate ironing, but I'd be happy to put the groceries away and unload the dishwasher.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)

IKWYMYDOB
Yeah, I'd let her empty my food waste bin and fill my cardboard recycling bag.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 15:59, archived)

UTTER FILTH

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 6 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)

I've never found her remotely attractive

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 16:54, archived)

my friend fucked his gf with a remote control and then told us
if we're ever watching tv or a film at his and the remote goes missing we always ask her if she knows where it is.

it's deliciously awkward
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:02, archived)

So she was quite easy to turn on, got it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:06, archived)

around the time of sliding doors and shakespeare in love
I would have happily had a go
(piss and shit, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:46, archived)

Rather you than me.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:55, archived)

well yes

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:20, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:24, archived)