I've never found her remotely attractive

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 16:54, archived)

my friend fucked his gf with a remote control and then told us
if we're ever watching tv or a film at his and the remote goes missing we always ask her if she knows where it is.

it's deliciously awkward
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:02, archived)

So she was quite easy to turn on, got it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:06, archived)

around the time of sliding doors and shakespeare in love
I would have happily had a go
(piss and shit, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:46, archived)

Rather you than me.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 18:55, archived)

well yes

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:20, archived)

lol

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 6 Jun 2024, 19:24, archived)