One of the best things to do in London
is to buy a ticket to basically anywhere else and leave.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 9:53, archived)

Down here for the footingball innit

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:03, archived)

who is kicking balls around this time?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:22, archived)

Soccer Aid
England v rest of the world
Cash goes to UNICEF which is a good thing
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 11:37, archived)

a tale as old as time

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 12:46, archived)

must be a fucking big pitch

(piss and shit, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 13:06, archived)

Even more reason to leave.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 9 Jun 2024, 15:36, archived)