I went to the pharmacy this morning and I asked the male assistant "Do you have cotton wool balls?". "Yes I do" he replied. "They are on the shelf over there". I purchased some, thanked him and left.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 10:05, archived)

no, I want it for ma armpits

(piss and shit, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 11:28, archived)

is that your Ayrshire bacon?????

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 11:50, archived)

no you're right, it's a macaroon

(piss and shit, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 12:01, archived)

he called a snap election

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 16:06, archived)

I know, this anecdote is *all* over pharmacy X [formerly known as Twitter].

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 10 Jun 2024, 11:49, archived)