there aren't any decent euphemistic terms for ovaries

(piss and shit, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 19:42, archived)

sorry

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 20:00, archived)

"Madams". Rhyming slang.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 20:06, archived)

see?

(piss and shit, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 21:00, archived)

On an overcast afternoon, he donned his vintage raincoat, a relic of a forgotten era, its once vibrant color now a muted whisper of its former self.
The raincoat had a peculiar hole in the hood, an imperfection that Marcello always neglected to mend, as if the coat's flaw mirrored some aspect of his own soul.
Fuck you.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 23:14, archived)

Factory chickens

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 20:48, archived)

They make lots of eggs,
Best not to examine the metaphor too closely though
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 21:06, archived)

doesn't exactly roll off the tongue

(piss and shit, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 22:53, archived)

so you've got some egg on your tongue?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 23:13, archived)

Tongueggue

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 23:49, archived)

go to gureggues for rolls with eggues

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 0:20, archived)

goto worggue onaneggue

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 4:17, archived)

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WORGGUE TO MOGGUEOR

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 6:52, archived)

LOL

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 9:05, archived)