Schticks and schtones will break my bones.
I am Mystic Smeg.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:47, archived)

Weren't very good at predicting your own death, were you?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:52, archived)

Don't believe everything you read.
My death was faked so I could escape the clutches of big media personalities such as Rupert Murdoch and Gary Lineker.

I am Mystic Smeg.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:10, archived)

I did not know Mystic Meg was dead. The fact she had 7 cats was less of a surprise.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)

fat cats

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 19:37, archived)

Pipes from Ghostwatch mark 2.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:10, archived)