Pushing that tragic mess down the board.
I couldn't give a shit about football, but I'll still watch it later. How excited are you about the football? Who do you think will win the tournament?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:29, archived)

as long as both teams try their hardest and have a good time
we'll all be winners
(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:35, archived)

I hope it's a game of two halves,
and the lads give 110% and are as sick as a parrot
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:38, archived)

I hope it's a game of thirty two thirty seconds
just to keep everyone on their toes
(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:46, archived)

Don't shoot until you see the whites of the goalpost's eyes

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:23, archived)

shoot your white in a goalies eyes?

(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:01, archived)

And eat hot chip.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:39, archived)

I bet if I said this to my 20 something kids they wouldn't understand the cliché. You are old, just saying.

( mongychops, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 18:19, archived)

Keegan went in like a surgeon's knife. Bang!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 19:23, archived)

I hope Scotland get 1-0 against Germany.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:39, archived)

You dreadful racist, I'm telling brb

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:40, archived)

OK

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:41, archived)

Just as soon as he calls me
My phone number is on my Facebook page
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:42, archived)

/talk is far more pleasant now brb is ignoring me.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:42, archived)

Have you seen those really aggressive signs you always get next to ring roads?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 18:07, archived)

Is that his job?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 18:48, archived)

I meant the ones that say PICK YOUR OWN STRAWBERRIES

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 18:50, archived)

Indeed I have.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 19:20, archived)

Ok, cool

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 19:40, archived)

You seem confused about what point you're going for here,
not for the first time
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 21:48, archived)

It was just a shit joke, delivered badly, no more no less

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 23:19, archived)

Leave bou alone
France will win
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:40, archived)

If it is bou, at least it's a different shtick.
It's not though, it's one of you bored cunts
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:44, archived)

probably the same twat that does GFB

(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:47, archived)

I hate that cunt

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:51, archived)

good forning britain

(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:57, archived)

Get fucked, Barry

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:58, archived)

Grant Fucking Bovey

(piss and shit, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:59, archived)

Gigantic floppy breasts.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:51, archived)

Schticks and schtones will break my bones.
I am Mystic Smeg.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:47, archived)

Weren't very good at predicting your own death, were you?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:52, archived)

Don't believe everything you read.
My death was faked so I could escape the clutches of big media personalities such as Rupert Murdoch and Gary Lineker.

I am Mystic Smeg.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:10, archived)

I did not know Mystic Meg was dead. The fact she had 7 cats was less of a surprise.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:38, archived)

fat cats

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 19:37, archived)

Pipes from Ghostwatch mark 2.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 20:10, archived)

I can't believe a word you say.
Why volunteer information you claim not to care about? Why instantly contradict your obviously false claim?

In answer to your questions: not even slightly, and no idea.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 16:56, archived)

Ukraine obvs

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:01, archived)

I didn't know about the football, what kind of football is happening?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:06, archived)

Labour

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:14, archived)

Fooooooooo00OooooOotballlllllllllllll ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽
Not that fussed really
( broadsword, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 17:20, archived)

I enjoy football. I hope England win. Be tough , the euros always are.

( mongychops, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 18:17, archived)

I'll support England if/when Scotland crash out,
I can't stand the chippy anti-English cunts. Not promising I won't laugh if you also crash out, mind.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 14 Jun 2024, 21:43, archived)