i'm looking for a big litre (3-4) diesel motor engined carambulator that embodies the four* Q's:
Quality, Quick, Qomfy and Queliable. and Queer, of course.

something big. executive. comfy. sorry, qomfy. but not horribly twattish like an suv.

any thoughts?

*five
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:51, archived)

i also don't want to spend loads because i am a povvo

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:52, archived)

Go all out and buy a tour bus

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:58, archived)

i refuse.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:59, archived)

AcQuiesce

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 12:36, archived)

Go for the 5 Qs
Queer?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:58, archived)

thank you

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 11:59, archived)

Quantum Physics?
Or queefs?
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 12:50, archived)

Honda Acquord

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 12:51, archived)

an internet search suggests a carambulator is a beer
so I can't help
(piss and shit, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 12:56, archived)

wat
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:07, archived)

lord Jesus gave you legs for a reason, if you buy a car it's like literally spitting in the face of god

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 13:51, archived)

YFSFC

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 16 Jun 2024, 15:28, archived)

It's like bukkakeing the holy mother

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:16, archived)

cum all ye faithful

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:03, archived)