Tripped while out for a run
Put my arm out when I fell and there was a cracking noise and screams of agony.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:31, archived)

Make sure you heal up properly
as shoulders can get quite mangled when injured. Get a good physio (i.e. not one who offers crystals, magnets, acupuncture or any other fake complimentary bullshit) asap.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 19:24, archived)

Fake complimentary bullshit?
You mean like someone saying "Oh your hair looks great, have you had it done?" when it's been weeks since you went to the hairdressers and you know it's a total mess, that sort of thing?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 16 Jun 2024, 19:34, archived)

Maybe your hair actually looks nice like that.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 20:58, archived)