Very glad for the football
Meant A&E was really quick. Broken shoulder!!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:06, archived)

How did you manage that?
Manly sporting/sex injury? Just lolold?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:08, archived)

Tripped while out for a run
Put my arm out when I fell and there was a cracking noise and screams of agony.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:31, archived)

Make sure you heal up properly
as shoulders can get quite mangled when injured. Get a good physio (i.e. not one who offers crystals, magnets, acupuncture or any other fake complimentary bullshit) asap.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 19:24, archived)

Fake complimentary bullshit?
You mean like someone saying "Oh your hair looks great, have you had it done?" when it's been weeks since you went to the hairdressers and you know it's a total mess, that sort of thing?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 16 Jun 2024, 19:34, archived)

Maybe your hair actually looks nice like that.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 20:58, archived)

broken shoulder?
rings a bell for some reason
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:08, archived)

hope you did it at work otherwise you ent gettin shit
unless you are. i dunno your circumstances.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:20, archived)

Did the right shoulder in 2016
That required surgery. This is just a fracture.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:32, archived)

i done an avulsion fracture to my glenoid
if you know what i mean *waggles eyebrows*
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:37, archived)

if i had a lever long enough i could move the glenoid

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:39, archived)

fucked up shoulder cru in full effect, we don't have a fixed gang sign, just wince when you raise your hand

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:11, archived)

ooh that smarts a little

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:15, archived)

PUT SOME TORN TENDONS INTO IT YOU SISSY

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:16, archived)

i need a therapulist

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:19, archived)

you fucking spaz

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:14, archived)

^
yeah wot an idiot
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:14, archived)

donate.scope.org.uk/?campaign=24SCWB01
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:18, archived)

I am doing proper belms

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:33, archived)

I can well believe it

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 17:01, archived)

now I don't believe you wanted to dooo that!

(piss and shit, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:16, archived)

only me
+deocre catchphrase comedy
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:17, archived)

oi! mohahaaa! NO!

(piss and shit, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 16:34, archived)

Shut that door!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 17:35, archived)

I am considerably more annoying than yow!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 17:02, archived)

Ooh, Betty!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 17:36, archived)

Don't mention Operation Desert Storm!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:06, archived)

They don't like it up 'em!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_catchphrases_in_American_and_British_mass_media
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:21, archived)

Don't tell him what your name is, Kryten!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:29, archived)

One foot in the plonker

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 16 Jun 2024, 19:38, archived)

I don't believe you!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 19:40, archived)

Eeeehhhhhhh!

( mongychops, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 19:47, archived)

I've realized that a large portion of my life has been spent trying to sensible about what have often seemed to me to be completely senseless activities

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 17:56, archived)

soccer?

(piss and shit, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:05, archived)

I can really get involved watching soccer sometimes, forgetting about myself and everything else for 90 minutes is definitely worthwhile.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:13, archived)

What is life without art

( mongychops, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:51, archived)

LOL
tart
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 16 Jun 2024, 19:39, archived)

You are as clumsy as mc
He did summat to his shoulder too
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:03, archived)

What do we want? Low flying planes!
When do we want them?

NYEEEOWWW!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:16, archived)

Alright cheers

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 16 Jun 2024, 18:29, archived)