Not going to do that for the same reason I don't invite her to my favourite pub and introduce her to the nice south African ladies I occasionally flirt with - she'd fucking ruin it.
Besides, she thinks you're all a bunch of childish pricks
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:38, archived)

Popped in to the pub just now on the way back from my run but they're not here, only boring Cyril :(

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:41, archived)

Jesus this pub is shit, they stop serving food at 8 and all but one of the beers are off

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:43, archived)

Right fuck that I've gone to the offie over the road and picked up a can for the jog home instead.
It's called 'Dragon Soop'. It's a 'red kola' flavoured energy drink that's 7.5% alcohol. Amazing what they can do these days
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:48, archived)

Well that was a disappointment

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:49, archived)

And it sounded so promising!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 23:07, archived)