Not going to do that for the same reason I don't invite her to my favourite pub and introduce her to the nice south African ladies I occasionally flirt with - she'd fucking ruin it.
Besides, she thinks you're all a bunch of childish pricks
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:38,
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Popped in to the pub just now on the way back from my run but they're not here, only boring Cyril :(
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:41,
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Jesus this pub is shit, they stop serving food at 8 and all but one of the beers are off
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:43,
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Right fuck that I've gone to the offie over the road and picked up a can for the jog home instead.
It's called 'Dragon Soop'. It's a 'red kola' flavoured energy drink that's 7.5% alcohol. Amazing what they can do these days
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:48,
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Well that was a disappointment
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Jun 2024, 21:49,
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And it sounded so promising!
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Jun 2024, 23:07,
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