Try some Billy.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:20, archived)

took it daily for 2 years
in an attempt to lose weight. house has never been cleaner, but I only lost half a stone and I can't imagine the damage I've probably done to my heart
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 15:58, archived)