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Well that alcoholic energy drink was a total con. Up at 7 this morning feeling like I'd barely got any energy at all!
Taken the kids to gymnastics, then off to B&Q to get some concrete for the new greenhouse.
What are your Sunday plans?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 8:58, archived)
Making you shit out of your cock

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 10:14, archived)
No rest until dong diarrhea

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 12:32, archived)
You'd need a fistula for that.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:20, archived)
A fistula full of dollars

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:58, archived)
Fistulas of Fury

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 15:08, archived)
I have zero energy lately
Had sweet potato for breakfast, as that's supposed to be a high energy food. Currently watching the texas chainsaw massacre and procrastinating before dealing with the kitchen and laundry, then going to visit my parents and clean their oven.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 10:15, archived)
Try some Billy.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:20, archived)
took it daily for 2 years
in an attempt to lose weight. house has never been cleaner, but I only lost half a stone and I can't imagine the damage I've probably done to my heart
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 15:58, archived)
You may be lacking in iron.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:46, archived)
She's already cleaning the kitchen and the oven and doing the laundry
I think the creased clothes can wait
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:50, archived)
qotw is that way >

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:54, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 15:06, archived)
I'm anaemic
I take iron tablets, but they're not really helping
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 15:57, archived)
Infusion might be the thing for you then.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 16:19, archived)
I will mention it to my GP

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 16:23, archived)
Oral absorption of iron is notoriously unreliable,
best get someone to crucify you with rusty nails. That should do it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 18:18, archived)
Supposedly if you cook with iron pans you ingest some that way
though I've not researched this claim.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 21:40, archived)
I have zero plans
Had an old mate over for lunch yesterday, it was incredibly messy and I'm now trying to exercise away the hangover and accompanying existential dread. Might bbq some langoustines*

*not a euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 11:05, archived)
Just out walking

Off to a place called Robin Hood's Bay where we will grab some lunch then get the bus back to the b'&'b
Nice weather too so it's all good
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 11:59, archived)

Just out walking

Off to a place called
jingle bells, Batman smells, + B a g
where we will grab some lunch then get the bus back to the b'&'b
Nice weather too so it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 12:07, archived)
Robin laid an egg

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 12:31, archived)
U r silly lmao lollollol
Rofl
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 12:46, archived)
Lovely place
Is Whitby still touting Dracula merch everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 12:41, archived)
Pretty much yeah
Some locals believe it is a real story apparently
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 12:45, archived)
No accounting for stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 13:05, archived)
keyword: Whitby

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:25, archived)
why is the ampersand in scare quotes?

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:55, archived)
Big fat cocks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 23 Jun 2024, 12:05, archived)
It's a big statement full of big ideas, let's unpack some of these concepts shall we

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 12:33, archived)
Might say, "matey", "chap", and "fellah" today, start sentences with, "Listen old chap.."

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 12:34, archived)
Might say 'ningles, mateyplops' loads of times

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:25, archived)
Listen old chap...

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Jun 2024, 14:59, archived)