Like?
Fake donkey sanctuary?
Homeless charity that pay their CEOs silly amounts of salary?
I'd rather spend it on something I enjoy ta xxxx
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 18:07, archived)

So you definitely don't enjoy doing anything good?
And those are the only two options?

You seem like some sort of stunted weirdo cynical nihilist twat. No offence.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 19:08, archived)