I've just sold someone's house!
I'm accepting an offer of £250k. Seems mad to be making decisions on such huge sums when it's nothing to do with my own money. Still, managed to talk up the buyer by £10k on their original offer so pretty pleased.

Have you driven any hard bargains recently?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 16:02, archived)

LOL hard

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Jul 2024, 16:26, archived)

Like a stiffy
Lol stiffy
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 17:15, archived)

piss off

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Jul 2024, 17:18, archived)

Bit rudeĺ

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 17:19, archived)

Not rudeí enough

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Jul 2024, 17:20, archived)

Rudeì gonna fail

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Jul 2024, 18:53, archived)

A message to you rudeí

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 1 Jul 2024, 18:54, archived)

Cor, have I!

( $$ ✅, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 16:53, archived)

Cor blimey

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 17:20, archived)

I buy very little these days we seem to be ok for stuff
I am looking for a bike/car as a do up Summer project
Been looking at either a Bonneville or a Spitfire
Car not the plane sadly
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 17:19, archived)

Why don't you use that money to do something good instead?

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 17:54, archived)

Like?
Fake donkey sanctuary?
Homeless charity that pay their CEOs silly amounts of salary?
I'd rather spend it on something I enjoy ta xxxx
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 18:07, archived)

So you definitely don't enjoy doing anything good?
And those are the only two options?

You seem like some sort of stunted weirdo cynical nihilist twat. No offence.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 19:08, archived)

christ brb is a sanctimonious twat

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 18:16, archived)

is that bellend still kicking about?

( MiseryCunt, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 18:45, archived)

nice one, I bet it's a relief
any more stuff to do before you can put all this to bed?
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 18:14, archived)

Well, the sale has to go through yet
and I can't sign off on the seller's statement as I know fuck all about the property so I expect the buyers to ask for a discount before the contracts are exchanged. If it's £10k or less I'll accept it, if it's more than that I'll just put the fucking place out to auction. Sod the lot of them.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 10:52, archived)

sounds well shit mate
yeah take 10-15 less if needed, it's not like it's you out of pocket
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 12:03, archived)

Not as such
But since I booked my holiday last year, the hotel has been completely renovated and is now a four star. I went on their website and the holiday I have already paid for is now £200 more than I paid. Definitely got a bargain there.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 1 Jul 2024, 19:36, archived)