You have serious issues detecting comedy, which makes this really not the website for you to be on.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:39, archived)

You're the last poster on here that should be discussing the ins and outs of comedy, you consistently unfunny shitstain on the y-fronts of life.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:42, archived)

Yeah yeah.
You are just jealous. How many ban-evading alts are you up to now? Seek professional help.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:47, archived)

This place would die on its arse if you stopped posting.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:56, archived)