morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 6:35, archived)

correct.

( MiseryCunt, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 7:08, archived)

I hope Penny Mordaunt is OK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 7:09, archived)

i feel the same about Penny Farthing

( MiseryCunt, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 7:11, archived)

Can I say Penny Black
Or is that a klaxon thingy?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 8:21, archived)

I'd console her
iykwim
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 8:10, archived)

I'd give her a shoulder to cry on IYKWIMAITYDKWIM

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:12, archived)

Poor ol Lizzy
booted out
( $$ ✅, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 7:27, archived)

Liz TrOUSTED

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 8:04, archived)

I am Mystic Smeg.
My spooky prediction for today is that Keir Starmer will be very unpopular and will be quietly replaced within the year by

SADIQ KHAN!

My homeopathic remedy is not watching the news.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 8:40, archived)

Mystic Smeg.
My spooky prediction for today is that Keir Starmer will be

and will be quietly replaced within the year by

SADIQ KHAN!

My homeopathic remedy is not watching the news
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 8:44, archived)

Oy, stop picking on me.
I'm just sharing my spooky gift.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:06, archived)

die in a fire

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:44, archived)

just sharing my spooky gift a cunt
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 14:31, archived)

Er, Sadiq isn't an MP you IDIOT.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:26, archived)

YET

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:32, archived)

Righto, trouse, so he might go back to the Commons as an MP in 2028
Where he'll *checks notes* challenge a very close personal friend who he has known for decades for the leadership, just in time for the next GE.

If you say so mate, if you say so.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:36, archived)

You have serious issues detecting comedy, which makes this really not the website for you to be on.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:39, archived)

You're the last poster on here that should be discussing the ins and outs of comedy, you consistently unfunny shitstain on the y-fronts of life.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:42, archived)

Yeah yeah.
You are just jealous. How many ban-evading alts are you up to now? Seek professional help.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:47, archived)

This place would die on its arse if you stopped posting.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:56, archived)

Yes he is.
A Massive Prick that is!
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 12:27, archived)

^ expert assessor of massive pricks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 12:28, archived)

Bet you're a Leo.
My second spooky prediction of the day is that BPD has a fursona.
(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 12:42, archived)

I'm well into yiffing.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 12:46, archived)

IBYAYDOB

(MYSTIC SMEG!!! Woo ooh! Wooooh! I am mystical!, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 13:16, archived)

Very upset with the election results
I'm sure the tories could have turned things around given another 14 years of misery.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:03, archived)

It is good the Greens got some seats
Oh and Farage can fuck off
#incisivepoliticalcomment
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:18, archived)

If my Dad was a tool maker I wouldn't tell anyone, for obvious reasons.

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:14, archived)

Alright ocsp you weirdo

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:25, archived)

Morning beep.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 10:34, archived)

My alarm went off this morning on a random spotify tune
It was Labor by Aesop Rock

Twilight zone?
Coincidence?
Bollocks?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:41, archived)

Alright tits

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 9:42, archived)

Hi beepy

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 5 Jul 2024, 10:23, archived)

Hi

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 5 Jul 2024, 10:26, archived)

morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 5 Jul 2024, 11:19, archived)