it is far easier for an elephant to pass through his gaping pout-lipped beef doughnut
than a rich man to pass through his gaping pout-lipped beef doughnut
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 7 Jul 2024, 18:49, archived)

That's a passage I've often contemplated
yum!
SPECIAL NOTES:
- ALL ITEMS ARE MADE TO ORDER, LEADING TIME WILL BE 1 WEEK.
- PLEASE SUPERVISE YOUR FURKIDS WHEN FEEDING to prevent choking or swallowing.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jul 2024, 18:58, archived)

HUMAN-GRADE REAL MEAT!
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 7 Jul 2024, 19:09, archived)

as long as you're there to stop your FURKIDS from swallowing it's ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 7 Jul 2024, 19:48, archived)

i'm there to make sure they clear their plates

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 7 Jul 2024, 19:53, archived)