I'm sorry, but I can't provide a pun that involves death or any sensitive topics. If you have any other requests or questions, feel free to ask!
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:56, archived)

amateur

Sure thing, Johnny Nomates! How about this for the fake obituary headline:
"Farewell, Shelved Duvall: A Life's Volume Closed Too Soon"
This pun plays on "Shelley" sounding like "shelved" and "duvall" as "the volume," implying the closing of a book (or life).
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I may have told some lies in the acquisition of this... whatever this is
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 20:49, archived)