Shelley Duvallovernow
YES YES IN YOUR FACE HEDGY HAHAHA also, deeply respectful commiserations to those she leaves behind.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:12, archived)

Meaty oligarch frenzy at Heathrow Arrivals

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:19, archived)

initially

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:20, archived)

my really homosexual old red rooster is blind, like Elvis

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 20:13, archived)

Alright, Mark E. Smith.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 20:55, archived)

ames isn't even close
rubbish effort
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 21:55, archived)

*screams*
I don't think she was acting much
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:39, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:43, archived)

You stupid fucking stupid fucking shining cunt

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:46, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:09, archived)

Go doll yourself up for me first
*smooch*
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:38, archived)

alright

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:01, archived)

Yeah you

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:38, archived)

No thanks.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:40, archived)

Yeah, you?

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:43, archived)

Lord ButtHURT more like

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 11 Jul 2024, 19:50, archived)

Low hanging fruit mate

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:11, archived)

The best kind.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 12 Jul 2024, 12:12, archived)

Bestest

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 13:02, archived)

I'm sorry, but I can't provide a pun that involves death or any sensitive topics. If you have any other requests or questions, feel free to ask!
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:56, archived)

amateur

Sure thing, Johnny Nomates! How about this for the fake obituary headline:
"Farewell, Shelved Duvall: A Life's Volume Closed Too Soon"
This pun plays on "Shelley" sounding like "shelved" and "duvall" as "the volume," implying the closing of a book (or life).
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I may have told some lies in the acquisition of this... whatever this is
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 20:49, archived)

Shelled Duvall

( $$ ✅, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 20:31, archived)

Sorry I'm late, we had a house guest.
Shelley DIEvall
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 21:46, archived)

well really
*something about priorities*
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Jul 2024, 1:33, archived)