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I shot Trump
That was meeeee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 13 Jul 2024, 23:28, archived)
As they're ushering him away the mic is still open and he says "wait, wait," then emerges from the pile of secret service agents and flashes the clenched fist, "Fight! Fight!".
He has a genius for playing the moment, he truly does.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 1:38, archived)
Have to hand it to him and Farage
Obnoxious twats but they play the room brilliantly
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 9:04, archived)
They're saying now it was a fragment of broken glass that grazed his ear, not a bullet.
morning edit: now they're saying it was Biden who grazed Trump's ear
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 1:41, archived)
You missed
You dick
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 14 Jul 2024, 7:09, archived)
Yeah
Oops
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 8:57, archived)
Upside your head

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 9:05, archived)
That wasn't very nice tbh
We all bleed the same :(((
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 9:02, archived)
Well what’s the point if guns if you don’t use em?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 9:32, archived)
I'm not going to lose any sleep if someone offs a nonce

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 10:39, archived)
That's the hypothesis, this was the experiment

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 14:14, archived) 


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⡫⢔⠪⡔⢣⠜⣡⠎⡜⢢⢍⠲⡘⣌⢳⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣭⠓⡬⢅⠳⣡⠮⡝⣦⣍⣗⣬⣬⣤⣯⢞⣯⡗⣯⣿⢮⣱⣿⣿⡇⢢⠘⠤⠑⡠⢂⠅⢢
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⡱⡑⢎⠦⣙⠢⣅⠳⣨⠑⡎⡔⢣⢂⢿⣿⣿⣤⣤⣄⣻⣿⡫⢅⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢳⣮⣵⣤⣮⣌⡧⣘⣠⣡⣌⡉⠡⢌⡥⣛⢦⢹⣺⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⠆⡑⢌⠰⢈⠒⣈
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⢣⡑⢎⢆⡹⢄⠣⠜⡡⢎⠱⡌⡱⢐⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗⢦⠀⢀⢠⣷⠃⠀⣞⣰⡁⠀⠀⠈⠐⣩⠑⣦⢫⡜⣫⠟⡿⢾⡇⠌⢂⡑⠌⡌⠄⡃⠔⢡
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⢣⠚⡤⢣⡑⢣⠌⢆⢆⡱⢐⠢⠜⡡⣷⠻⣿⡟⠉⣹⡿⠛⢀⠀⢤⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⣿⡝⡾⣿⣱⢚⠼⣙⠿⣛⢏⠲⣹⣷⣿⡴⣣⢟⡱⣭⣿⣤⣶⣿⣴⣷⣶⣥⣒⡈⢅⢊⠰⢀⠒
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⢣⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⠀⠈⠰⣬⣿⣿⣯⣿⡟⠻⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⢣⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⡷⣳⡖⡈⠄⠩⢿⣿⣇⢸⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢣⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣟⠱⢊⠙⢃⡑⠠⠊⠁⠚⢿⣇⡂⠂⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢣⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⡲⢩⠆⣏⢂⠆⡠⢀⠡⠈⠀⠀⠀⡱⠉⠁⠐⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢣⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⡽⣷⢮⡴⣌⡚⣔⠢⡄⠁⡌⢠⠱⢠⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 9:06, archived)
Pretty cool huh, might get the t shirt
truepatriotsupplyco.com/collections/trump-assassination-attempt-t-shirts
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 9:12, archived)
Would it hurt you to actually fucking shoot straight?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 14 Jul 2024, 9:53, archived)