I saw a fox AND a toad yesterday.
Fox was about 7:45, just walking by the walls, totally unfazed at all the people.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 7:47, archived)

What was the toad doing?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:27, archived)

Crossing a road. I picked it up and moved it to stop it getting run over.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:31, archived)

-moved it to stop it getting run over
+inserted it gently into my freshly-lubed rectal cavity
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 9:35, archived)

True.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 9:38, archived)

I'm Mr. Ahmed Khan,Please,I wish to communicate with you.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 11:53, archived)

sorry I’ve already given all my money to the Kung of Nigeria

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:12, archived)

,Please,

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:41, archived)