Morning comrades
How's it going?
All well here just going to have a walk to another awful day
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 7:32, archived)

boycocks

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 7:38, archived)

Tranny cocks

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:25, archived)

Cor!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:31, archived)

*interested Spanishfly noises*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:36, archived)

I saw a fox AND a toad yesterday.
Fox was about 7:45, just walking by the walls, totally unfazed at all the people.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 7:47, archived)

What was the toad doing?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:27, archived)

Crossing a road. I picked it up and moved it to stop it getting run over.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:31, archived)

-moved it to stop it getting run over
+inserted it gently into my freshly-lubed rectal cavity
( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 9:35, archived)

True.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 9:38, archived)

I'm Mr. Ahmed Khan,Please,I wish to communicate with you.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 11:53, archived)

sorry I’ve already given all my money to the Kung of Nigeria

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:12, archived)

,Please,

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:41, archived)

Morning
Still tired, as I'm not sleeping well, but looking forward to the day out with the twins on Sunday
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:00, archived)

Have a nice one mate

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:28, archived)

I really want it to be a special one
As I have a feeling that it might be the last time we do it
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 9:12, archived)

Jesus why would it be the last one!?

(fannymcslap Slap my mcfanny, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:18, archived)

They're 16
They're getting a bit too old for spending a day out with their aunt
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:49, archived)

wait until they're 22 and move in with you

( MiseryCunt, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 16:49, archived)

Yep

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:19, archived)

Yeah yep

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 8:29, archived)

watching the Kungs spoach
obv
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 11:43, archived)

Kung

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 17 Jul 2024, 11:50, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking kungt

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 12:11, archived)

I'm Mr. Ahmed Khan,Please,I wish to communicate with you. I wait for your response. Mr Ahmed Khan,
My wife is working from home and just received this message.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Jul 2024, 11:49, archived)