I had lunch at a garden centre cafe surrounded by old people
Heard one biddy say 'strapless bra' and another said what sounded like 'human spunk'
Had no idea garden centres were such hotbeds of sauce
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:17, archived)

Thought you are old
Sos
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:20, archived)

I am old, just not garden centre old

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:28, archived)

10 years older than IKEA old

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 17:29, archived)

Leave it dearest b , no benefit to this

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 18:03, archived)

alright sweetest m

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 20:34, archived)

All good mate, trying and failing to get anyone to come this with me
ra.co/events/1904102
( mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 21:56, archived)

it's do able, just sent the link to a mate

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 22:16, archived)

I just need someone to have fun with, all my mates are staying in ,twats

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 22:25, archived)